What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

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Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

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What is the loneliest number?

My phone number, call me please!

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.