How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

What do you call 1000 heavily armed lesbians?

A. Militia Etheridge

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

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