How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

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Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!