How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Previous Random Joke Next

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge

What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.