How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

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How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy