How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else