More than 1,000
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
Bae-goals
A good start.
An army.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
ME: I'm not wearing a costume
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
