How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

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How do you call Kanye West's pizza?

Cheezy Jeezy.

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.