What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

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Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This