What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

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What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field