What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.