What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver