What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.