What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten