What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.