What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.