What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!