What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.