What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian?

Dead.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks