What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!