Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.