Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.