Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...