What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."