What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.