What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!