What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.