Stew.
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
Nobody knows.
A Yellowstoner.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.