How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

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How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?

A spaghetto

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!