What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!