What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.