How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

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Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.