How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

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Because it's a ZEBRA.

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Two chalk outlines.

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Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

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I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.