Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.