Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do you call a Mormon action hero?

Jean-Claude Van Darn