How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What do you call a good looking canyon?

Gorge-ous

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.