How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.