Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice...

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.