Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"