Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.