What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Why do all black people have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.