What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

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Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Why do all black people have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot.