What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why do black men only have nightmares?

Because the last black man to have a dream got shot.

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill