What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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Why do black men only have nightmares?

Because the last black man to have a dream got shot.

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log