What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture