What's Irish and stays out all night?

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

What do you call an Irish thief?

Nick McGuinness.

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

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What's Irish and stays out all night?

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