Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Why was the cheesemaker lopsided?

Because he only had one Stilton!