Trap Jokes

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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How do you catch a red elephant?

A: With a red elephant trap.

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Pyramid Jokes More Pyramid Jokes

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday