Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat?

Indice

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

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What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

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What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.