What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

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How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.