Belief Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.