Belief Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Feminism Jokes More Feminism Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones