Shoepremacy.
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A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
Neighbor
Both are a play on words.
Because he said Punch's line.
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Two test-tickles!
That thing hurts!
Mention feminism.
Because they need a man to do it for them
Sneakers.
Camembert
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
He's egg-nog-stic
Not Islam
Because he was in deNile
An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.
