Belief Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

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Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

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What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

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What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.