Belief Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."