Shoepremacy.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
Gnus - readers !
Because they have foul balls.
A dank transaction
He's egg-nog-stic
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An eggsy-stench-alist.
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
Diddly-squats
A dumbbell.
Old Jed's a millionaire.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
Because they'll always have the last word.
A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.