What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

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What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman