What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Previous Random Joke Next

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.