Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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Good morning, ladies!"

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally