Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Bishop Jokes More Bishop Jokes

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!