What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.