What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.