What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Why do some girls walk in threes?

They can't even.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

Rodent Jokes More Rodent Jokes

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

thepiratebay

Gopher Jokes More Gopher Jokes

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.