Rodent Jokes

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

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What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

thepiratebay

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

Gopher Jokes More Gopher Jokes

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!