Rodent Jokes

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

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What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

thepiratebay

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Gopher Jokes More Gopher Jokes

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

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How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.