Rodent Jokes

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

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What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

thepiratebay

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

Christmas Time Jokes More Christmas Time Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.