Rodent Jokes

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

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What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

thepiratebay

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Gopher Jokes More Gopher Jokes

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.