How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What is Canadian graffiti like?

Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)