How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

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What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.