How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors