Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!