He started to hear invoices in his head.
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
An envelope!
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Being given head.
They can wear casual clothes to work
Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
