Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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What do accountants use for birth control?

Their personality.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.