How are you today?

Me: Tim.

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How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Why is today a trucker's favorite day?

Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!

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What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."