How are you today?

Me: Tim.

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What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton