Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions?

A crime fighter.

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

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How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9