Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.