Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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You can skip the flat ones.

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Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9