What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she is a woman