Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus