Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

cos sin