Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.