What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.