What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche

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What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why do Asian students do so well in school?

Because an Asian without A's is a sin

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins