What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

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Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins