What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

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Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.