What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni