Your kids
you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
Because they have Hollow-Weinies
The bear minimum
a 2nd born.
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
Hodor.
Brothel Sprouts.