Whorehouse Jokes

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

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What do you call the entrance to a whorehouse?

HODOR, HODOR, HODOR!

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Whorehouse?

Brothel Sprouts.

What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!"

How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

What is the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

One is an array of cunning stunts and the other is an array of stunning c*nts

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What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

brothel sprouts!

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