What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?

Not *your* cheese!

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!