What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!