What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!