What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!