Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

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When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

About tennish.

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.