Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".