Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

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Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!