What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What goes zzub zzub ?

A bee flying backwards !

F Jokes More F Jokes

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

Fly Pig Jokes More Fly Pig Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu