What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Fly Pig Jokes More Fly Pig Jokes

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.