What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu