What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Fly Pig Jokes More Fly Pig Jokes

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.