How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

Tomb Jokes More Tomb Jokes

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,