How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

How can you make a small fortune?

start with a big one

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

Tomb Jokes More Tomb Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

What's up, Doc?

he's legitimately concerned.

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,