How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

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What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

Tomb Jokes More Tomb Jokes

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

What's up, Doc?

he's legitimately concerned.

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,