Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

What's up, Doc?

he's legitimately concerned.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.