Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

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What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head