What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.