Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only