Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

What's a paralympian's worst nightmare?

Testing positive for WD-40

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.