Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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How does a scientist make a hormone?

The same way I do: don't pay her!

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.