What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What do you call a happy dolphin?

Endorphin

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.