What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.