What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.