What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."