What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

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Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.