What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Previous Random Joke Next

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.