What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out?

Novak Chokeovic

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.