What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*