What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies