What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!