What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.