What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.