What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)